HOW TO RECOGNIZE A LUHYA INSTANTLY!!!!!
You are sure the person is a Luhya when he:
* Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
* Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
* Tries to drown a fish in water.
* Thinks socialism means partying.
* Trips over a cordless phone.
* Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here" he puts
* Studies for a blood test and fails.
* Sells the car for gas money.
* Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
* Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left",he
turns around and goes home.
* Gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor.
* How do you get a Luhya on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house